I
believe! Say it with me, brothers. I believe!
I believe
that simulators provide all the training I need and that chaos, shrapnel,
smoke, power outages, and noise are just stories told to frighten the untrained. Say it, brothers. I believe!
I believe
that GPS will be with me always, to comfort and guide me. Say it, brothers. I believe!
I believe
that air superiority is my birthright. Let
the Air Force bear witness. Say it,
brothers. I believe!
I believe
that minefields can be cleared through the Power of Point and True Belief. Wish with me, that we may pass
untouched! Say it, brothers. I believe!
I believe
that although I jam the heathen’s electronic systems, their jamming shall pass
me by. Say it, brothers. I believe!
I believe
that manufacturer’s claims are true and right.
So sayeth Lockheed. So sayeth
Raytheon. So say we all. Say it, brothers. I believe!
I believe
that stoutness of heart will armor my ship.
The purity of Aluminum will transcend damage. Steel is the Devil’s Material. Say it, brothers. I believe!
I believe
that the Accountants of Optimal Manning will be my strength and my Damage
Control. Praise be the Minimal
Crew. Say it, brothers. I believe!
I believe
that “F” is the Holy Letter and “35” is its Number. Long has my faith been tested as I have
awaited its coming and though it be longer still till I shall see it serve, I
remain steadfast in my belief. Say it,
brothers. I believe!
Finally, and
most importantly, I believe that, though all else be lost, I will still build
new ships as shrines to the Gods of Acquisition. Let me not blaspheme by walking the false
paths of Upgrade or Maintenance. Keep me
true to the Way of the New Build. Say
it, brothers. Say it with faith and
fervor. I believe! I belieeeeve!
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OK, fine, I’m
mocking the culture of blind faith that all too often substitutes for objective
and analytical thinking in the Navy.
Blind faith is only way to explain so many of our obvious shortcomings
and capability gaps. As you ponder
various Navy matters, continually ask yourself if they are grounded in logic
and reality or, instead, blind faith.
Note: This is a re-post from July 2014. There are a lot of new readers since then and, although it's the responsibility - and privilege! - of new readers to be familiar with the archives, I know that some are not. This post was just too good not to share it with newer readers. Amazingly, and disappointingly, the post is still completely relevant today. I guess that shows how little progress the Navy has made over the intervening nine years.
I'm considering making re-posts (possibly slightly updated?) of old posts a regular occurrence. What do you think?

