I know most of you are probably just about done with your Christmas shopping, you’re checking your household budget, and you’re realizing that you still have a few billion dollars left unspent. Well, here’s the Navy’s Christmas wish list if you want to get the Navy a last minute gift.
SSGNs – The Navy could really use several more SSGNs. They’re loaded with deep strike Tomahawk missiles which will bring joy to good little Admirals. Unfortunately, they’re very hard to find this season (you know, cause subs are stealthy and hard to detect – little humor, there, heh, heh).
UAV Carrier – The Navy says UAVs are the future of naval aviation so what naval strategist wouldn’t want a dedicated UAV carrier with lots of UAV goodies? These come packaged pretty full, though, so wrap them tightly (you know, cause of how carriers are stuffed full of aircraft – heh, heh).
LST – What Marine commander doesn’t want a large capacity ship that can transport Marines and their heaviest equipment right onto the beach? You might not be able to find these on the store shelves, though. They’re just now reaching our shores in time for Christmas (you know, cause reaching the shore is what they do – heh, heh).