Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Trump’s Battleship

All right, settle down.  We’re not going to build “Trump Battleships”.
 
Come on, now. You should know by now that you have to take everything Trump says with a battleship size grain of salt. He routinely puts forth ideas that are not meant to be serious and/or never come close to fruition. Remember Canada as the 51st state, buying Greenland, replacing EMALS with steam catapults, etc.?  Sometimes he makes these statements as part of negotiating ploys and sometimes just for amusement value. I note the article indicates he wants to have the ships operational in 2.5 yrs! We barely built BBs in 2.5 -3 years even during WWII. The Navy can't even build a LCS or frigate in 2.5 yrs let alone a BB.
 
The schematic of the vessel is pure fantasy and shows non-existent equipment (lasers, rail gun).  Even calling the drawing a battleship is ridiculous.  A supposed battleship with 28 VLS, one major gun (rail gun), and 12 strike missiles is a joke.  That barely qualifies as a destroyer.
 
Do you recall what happened just a couple days before Trump announced his battleship?  That’s right, China announced a supposed large UAV mothership that could launch a hundred tiny UAVs.[1]  Then, a couple days later, out of nowhere, Trump announces a battleship.  Anyone see a connection, here?  Do you think Trump may have just been trying to one up China and grab the public relations spotlight back?
 
This is an amusing story but it ain't gonna happen. Just treat it as fun!  Think of it as a Christmas present of humor.



 
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4 comments:

  1. It's pretty interesting the amount of coverage and reality it's supposedly representing. The official Navy website already has a dedicated page for the "Defiant class", and the BBG is mentioned under the Golden Fleet section as well.
    Yeah, I don't see this happening, but at the same time, folks went to lots of trouble to legitimize this monster- even specifying that it'll be built by Hanwha in Philly. Having an announcement with the C-in-C, SecDef, SecNav, and CNO... That says that someone is taking it seriously. Yes its probably pretty unrealistic, but having to retract all the statements and posts on official sites will be a bit embarrassing, so I imagine someone thought ahead about that.

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  2. I laughed aloud when reading the specs; the Battleship terminology is only used to impress the general public. But the hull size checks out and technically only the timescale is (completely) unrealistic:

    The graphic has a typo, it's meant to say 128x Mk41. A sensible number, though more always welcome.

    CPS will be well over $10M a shot & reserved for very specific targets, so a dozen is not unexpected.

    600MW lasers seem over-the-top for antidrone defence so maybe they'll be used in a traditional CIWS role too (scaling up to this output is not especially complex). The Japanese already have a 100kW test platform aboard their Asuka and the British equivalent's in-service date is late-2027, so this is mature enough tech to be in a ~2032 Trump Class.

    The 32MJ railgun has been around for a long time - maybe they've made progress on barrel longevity during the past 10 years - but this seems the least likely inclusion.

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    1. The graphic the President used to unveil this new super weapon as a PR spotlight to one up China has a glaring typo? Wow does not inspire confidence

      Regardless, perhaps we can just buy the Kirov class battlecruiser from Russia and rename them DJT Class - they have 170+ cells and are nuclear powered. Solves multiple aims - we get the Trump class BBG and make buddy buddy with Russians as is the new doctrine of the US. The Russians apparently have good 'hypersonic' missiles (They worked in Ukraine sort of I think - Kinzhal) so we can add to our arsenal. /s

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  3. I think they're missing the boat here... this would be a great place and time to resurrect the MCLWG!!! What good is a "battleship", if it can't lay claim to having the largest guns afloat???

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